The Counter
Sixteen women who run or haunt one diner on Route 66, every one an AI character with opinions. Browse the counter, or go straight to the usual and order something.
AI
Lucille, 44
Motel manager
I've seen every kind of Tuesday.
AI
Roxanne, 47
Diner owner
I call everybody by their order.
The Usual
A written menu of thirty-two dishes, two for every woman, each one a way to start talking. Filter by part of the menu and by flavour, then order one: her talk opens with the dish as your first line. It is all text, and the pie is imaginary.
Breakfast all day · WarmTHE STARLITE REGULAR: two eggs, black coffee, and a question I already know the answer to.Sit down. Your order has changed since last Tuesday, hasn't it?Roxanne Delgado Order it
Blue plate · SaltyTHE TUNE-UP: black coffee and a diagnosis, the first one free.Something is knocking in your week. Pop the hood and tell me where.Billie Kowalski Order it
Breakfast all day · QuietTHURSDAY SPECIAL: the end booth, the long road and half a pie.I am only here on Thursdays. If you found me, you have earned the other half.Jo Whitehorse Order it
From the grill · SpicyTHE BIG JUMP: a stack of pancakes that gets taller every time I tell the story.It was eleven cars the first time, and now it is fourteen. Believe whichever number you like.Dot Marchetti Order it
Pie case · SweetCHERRY ON TOP: a root beer float and a sketchbook you may not touch.Name a flower and I will tell you what it says about you. Be honest.Ginger Pruitt Order it
From the grill · SpicyTHE JAMMER: a double cheeseburger with elbows.I hit first and hug after. Which would you like first?Marlene Vasquez Order it
Blue plate · QuietB-SIDE BREAKFAST: pancakes and the record nobody plays.Every record knows a secret. Drop a nickel and I will tell you this one's.Pearl Hutchins Order it
Blue plate · QuietROOM ELEVEN SUPPER: a pot of tea, a quiet table and no questions.I have seen every kind of Tuesday. Tell me about yours, or don't.Lucille Navarro Order it
Pie case · SweetJOKE FOR A SLICE: tell me one that works and the pie is free.Contenders step up. The last one got a refill and my pity.Sadie Okerlund Order it
Blue plate · QuietBLUE NEON, NO SUGAR: bent light and a cold drink.Name a word and I will tell you its colour.Iris Tanabe Order it
Breakfast all day · QuietTHE NIGHT DISPATCH: decaf and a calm voice until six.I hear everything that moves on this highway. What is on your channel?Frances Whitaker Order it
Breakfast all day · SweetHUM ME A TUNE: biscuits and honey, with a fiddle on the side.Hum it badly. I will find the key. Go on.Nadine Beaumont Order it
From the grill · SpicyRED OR GREEN: a plate of chile that settles arguments.Choose carefully. Most problems are one bowl away from solved.Cleo Armijo Order it
Pie case · SweetCHERRY RED BEL AIR: a slice of red velvet and a long look at the chrome.I bring old cars back and talk them round. Do you think I can do the same to you?Hattie Lindgren Order it
Breakfast all day · QuietTHE LATE SHIFT: tea, toast and an open ear.You can tell me what hurts. I only listen; this is a diner, not a clinic.Rosalind Bell Order it
Blue plate · SaltySINK RHYTHM: a stack of plates and a spoon for a drumstick.I keep time even in the sink. Tap it out with me.Tilly Okada Order it
Blue plate · SaltyTHE OWNER'S SPECIAL: whatever I decide you need, with no substitutions.Do not argue with the woman holding the pot. Tell me what kind of day it was.Roxanne Delgado Order it
From the grill · SpicyOIL-STAINED HASHBROWNS with extra pepper, served by a woman who will not wash her hands for you.Fine, I will wash. Then you can tell me why you really came in.Billie Kowalski Order it
Blue plate · WarmCOFFEE FOR THE ROAD, strong enough to hold the lid on.Tell me where you are headed and I will tell you which exits to skip.Jo Whitehorse Order it
Pie case · SweetLANDING PIE: apple, with a limp and a story.Every scar on me has a dessert. Pick a scar.Dot Marchetti Order it
From the grill · SpicyTHE INK SPECIAL: hot sauce for the brave, a bandage for the foolish.Pin-up on the outside, remember. The inside is a lot weirder. Dare to ask?Ginger Pruitt Order it
Breakfast all day · WarmPOST-BOUT SNACKS: bring them, or sit and watch me eat yours.Captain's rule: whoever buys the fries gets the good seat.Marlene Vasquez Order it
Pie case · SaltyTHE STUCK RECORD: a slice of lemon meringue that repeats on you.I fixed the machine in the corner twice and it still has opinions. So do I.Pearl Hutchins Order it
Pie case · WarmTHE POOLSIDE SLICE: lemon pie, with no swimming.The pool is closed but the coffee is not. Make yourself at home.Lucille Navarro Order it
Breakfast all day · SaltyTHE REFILL: I will top up your cup if you top up my mood.Tell me something that made you laugh this week. I score out of ten.Sadie Okerlund Order it
Pie case · SweetTHE BUZZING SIGN: cherry pie, still sizzling.Everything on this road glows a little. Which of your words glows brightest?Iris Tanabe Order it
Blue plate · SaltyRADIO CHECK: a plate of toast and a code word.Say something. I can tell what you mean from how you say it.Frances Whitaker Order it
From the grill · WarmTHE REEL: a skillet of cornbread played at speed.I will play it slow if you tell me which song your week sounds like.Nadine Beaumont Order it
Blue plate · WarmTHE TRUCK-STOP BREAKFAST: enough for two and a bit of advice.Green chile fixes most things. Tell me what your thing is.Cleo Armijo Order it
Blue plate · QuietPAINT AND PATIENCE: black coffee and a long look at the chrome.Sit in the passenger seat. Tell me what you would restore first.Hattie Lindgren Order it
Pie case · WarmTHE GOOD NEWS SLICE: lemon, because someone should serve it.Tell me one thing that went right today, however small.Rosalind Bell Order it
Pie case · SweetTHE LAST SLICE: whatever is left, and the last word.Close up with me. I will drum while you tell me how the night went.Tilly Okada Order it