The Fine Print Menu

The small type from the back of the menu. Sitting down means you accept it.

Who gets a seat

Seats go to people who are 18 or older and grown-ups where they live. The account is your tab, and the password is for you alone.

What you are ordering

Entertainment: typed conversation with invented characters, scripted line by line by a language model. Treat each remark as fiction: not fact, not advice. She can be wrong, and the better ones enjoy it.

The bill

A reserved booth is prepaid in USDT, runs for the days it names and then goes quiet; it never rolls over. Nothing is refundable, so no refunds, except where law requires it. A payment sent in the wrong amount, or across the wrong network, may be lost for good.

House conduct

Respect the diner code and the law. Do not try to jam the jukebox, break into the kitchen, copy the menu or resell your booth. We may suspend or close a tab that does.

What you say at the counter

Whatever you type stays yours. In return you let us store it and pass it to the model, so she can answer, and let a filter read it so the code can be kept.

If the diner changes

The menu, the plans and the staff may change, take a break or close for good. Whatever changes what you get is posted on the nickel player first. The diner serves what is on the menu, as it is on the day, and beyond the last month's payments we owe you nothing the law does not insist on.